Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes--each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life. With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh--guaranteed.--From publisher description.

Media assjackets Political crap Stupid brats Obligatory sex junk Pets and the people who touch them Racial junk and junk that's racial Celebrity psychosis Terror and other unimportant stuff Things that are stupid

Gender studying Health mulch Society, culture and other vague chapter headings Sporting sport sports Religion and morality (don't worry, it's short) Crime and the criminals who crime it Drugs and how much I hate (meaning miss) them Stuff you put in your face Miscellany (i.e., really great stuff that pretty much could go anywhere but ended up here because I'm lazy).