Why not join the growing ranks of patients who come to the Prince of Darkness for advice on everything from the pitfalls of sleeping with your mother's younger boyfriend, to men who burst inexplicably into tears during urination? Outrageously hilarious, oddly informative, and the most entertaining consolation you'll ever have.
Includes bibliographical references.
The doctor is in... sane: introduction: a note to all patients
How to cure (almost) everything : you'll never be ill again... probably
Have a fucking egg : the truth about diet & exercise
Pruning : cleanliness is next to Ozzyness
Family... the other F-word : you love 'em to death , but they drive you fucking mental
Surgery : not just for professionals : if you want something done... do it yourself
General practice : Dr. Ozzy's A-to-Z of uncommon complaints
Genetics explained... sort of : before reading, apply ice-pack to brain
Friends & arseholes : for people who aren't People people
The jelly between your eyes : it ain't easy, being mental
Sex, romance & ballcare : Dr. Ozzy's guide to the bats and bees
The pharmacology section : what they don't print on the label
Croaking it : getting ready for the big moshpit in the sky
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